Desperately Trying To Not Touch Our Faces

  • Well, here we are. The first day of Quarantannus. In an effort to prevent the spread of COVID-19, Mark and Ethan attempt to touch their faces as little as possible.
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  • monika laosi
    monika laosi Órája

    baby him was playing ball with his dad the year he was born

  • MattyBoi TV
    MattyBoi TV Órája

    This is why I wear a hat everyday. I don’t have the urge to adjust my hair 😂

  • Morgan Cooke
    Morgan Cooke 2 órája

    the only exception for leaving the house I have is going to see my bff bc shes coming home bc her brother has going

    • monika laosi
      monika laosi Órája

      they told us to stay away from people yet i live with 3 and a dog who still goes outside everyday

  • Jonny5Fails
    Jonny5Fails 2 órája

    If they were to do a charity livestream it'd be like charityception right now.

  • PotatoMustache _Video

    Do you realize that you can scratch your face withour touching it by using any cover for your hand and some scratch things and just wash you hand then if your sure your hands are clean you can now touch it but remember its for necessary things only because you might not now the air are full of bacteria too
    Just a share of Information :)

  • Brookie Horan
    Brookie Horan 3 órája

    I think mark has to donate cuz of his arm touching just saying

  • Roundy Z.
    Roundy Z. 4 órája

    Guess who had multiple itches across their entire face and scalp for the whole duration of this video.

  • Maxwell Belmont
    Maxwell Belmont 4 órája

    Time to pepper spray everyone’s hands so that they can’t touch their faces

  • Morgan Hicks
    Morgan Hicks 6 órája

    I love this

  • the annoying kid
    the annoying kid 7 órája

    a charity that donates to a stopping depression place thing
    sorry im terrible at thinking but thats the best i can do

  • Mackenna Gingras
    Mackenna Gingras 7 órája

    I have to work at our local grocery store, and I’m really worried about everything because my work is doing absolutely everything we can to keep the spread down and everyone healthy but the people coming from out of town are being ungrateful and putting not only myself and my coworkers but everyone in the store at risk!

  • Hopper S
    Hopper S 8 órája

    half way through i gained an itch on my upper lip and the corner of my nose

  • PRIDE Warri0r
    PRIDE Warri0r 9 órája

    10:07 I didn't know this was a VR gaming video 🤣🤣🙃...

  • Broad Bubble
    Broad Bubble 9 órája

    Why did covid-19 have to come up on Unus annus year

  • Eden Hart
    Eden Hart 10 órája +1

    You wanna know what’s crazy? My Great grandma if she lives through this, she will be one of the few people who have lived through this and the 1919 pandemic

  • Lehn Dickson
    Lehn Dickson 11 órája

    Both: We will donate $100 every time we touch our face in any video during the quarantine
    Next video thumbnail: *Ethan touching his headphones*

  • Strayfu
    Strayfu 11 órája

    its time to stop makeup tutorials

  • Aussy Osborn
    Aussy Osborn 11 órája

    All of the Texans watching this are deeply triggered I can guarantee that😂😂

  • Deathray
    Deathray 11 órája

    they told us to stay away from people yet i live with 3 and a dog who still goes outside everyday

  • Sebastian Juarez
    Sebastian Juarez 12 órája

    My bank account

  • Minion Benson
    Minion Benson 12 órája

    I work in a hospital I can’t stay home!

  • StickMan3000
    StickMan3000 13 órája +1

    Charity- Local Sperm Charity

  • Derek & Kat Switzer
    Derek & Kat Switzer 13 órája

    Team trees to purify the air since its airborne

  • Myotic Tesseract
    Myotic Tesseract 13 órája

    You guys touched your faces a million zillion times now go donate

  • Clara Hensey
    Clara Hensey 13 órája +1

    as someone who lives n texas im kinda sad

  • Alicia Cooper
    Alicia Cooper 13 órája +2

    *spider or mosquito on the face*
    Me: This is *not* fine. ☺😊

  • Logan Cluer
    Logan Cluer 14 órája

    The fact that these 2 are separated now means Ethan now doesn’t need to be as worried about mark physically torturing him like he’s done in past videos lmao

  • Alicia Cooper
    Alicia Cooper 14 órája +1

    Damn. I keep touching my face and get pimples lol 😔😂😹 oh well. Onwards to the Unus Annus!💖💖💖🔥

  • Night Demon
    Night Demon 14 órája

    Mark:"What is the capital of Colorado"
    Me: You have mentioned my state.

  • Bella G.
    Bella G. 15 órája

    Ethan was throwing fastballs the year he was born?!?!?!?

  • Tam Alpaio
    Tam Alpaio 15 órája

    Them: “don’t touch your face”
    Me the whole time: 🤦🏼‍♂️🤭🤔🤫🥱I touched my face way too much 😂

  • Cup of Bleach
    Cup of Bleach 16 órája

    I love how as soon as I start trying not to touch my face- omg I just scratched my face while typing this omg ! it was nice know y’all

  • Dorothy Tolar
    Dorothy Tolar 17 órája

    anyother time i was forced to talk to people now i have a reason why i cant talk to them

  • TraumatizedCat !
    TraumatizedCat ! 17 órája

    Donate money to the people making masks!

  • TraumatizedCat !
    TraumatizedCat ! 17 órája

    Donate money to people making masks!

  • Ashley Mae
    Ashley Mae 18 órája +1

    As a glasses wearer and nail biter I'm fucked

  • Modern Cowgirl
    Modern Cowgirl 19 órája

    Mustang Heritage Foundation! Mustangs are being rounded up in the wild almost every day, and held in holding facilities (medium sized pens with hay and water) and can be adopted by anyone, including kill and meat buyers. The Mustang heritage Foundation helps them get placed in good programs, like The Mustang Makeover or the Trainer Incentive Program or into good homes they deserve. This probably won’t get chosen considering what’s happening in the world right now, but please consider! These mustangs are getting adopted for a cheap fee and shipped into other country’s for slaughter since its not legal here, when all of them have amazing potential and deserve a chance. They didn’t choose to get rounded up and sold. That wasn’t their choice. They didn’t choose to get branded either. The facility for these mustangs is supposed to get better, but who knows? They’ve cut the population of wild horses by 3/4. That’s way too much just for land for cattle to graze.

  • Keyla Gamer123
    Keyla Gamer123 19 órája

    News reporter: Remember to not touch your face
    Also News reporter: *touches face*

  • Vox Animalium
    Vox Animalium 19 órája

    Ah yes, the leader of avengers, Captain Texas.

  • L.J. Ahlbom
    L.J. Ahlbom 19 órája

    All Might voice: GO *BEYOND*

  • Celia Spiker
    Celia Spiker 19 órája

    Mark - "It's something to take VERY seriously."
    *he says as headphones slowly droop down his face*

  • L.J. Ahlbom
    L.J. Ahlbom 19 órája

    "Whaddaya mean low tear stuff? Why you gotta shit on the video we're making as we're making it???"

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    Wandering Demon 20 órája

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  • Savage Sea Monkey
    Savage Sea Monkey 20 órája

    Who else tried not to touch their face while they were?

  • Jesus Morales
    Jesus Morales 20 órája

    Red cross

  • TallAndTallAndTall
    TallAndTallAndTall 21 órája

    "Charity schmarity, that's what Amy always says." What words pop up on the screen for a millisecond? Around 15:48

  • trooper max vampir
    trooper max vampir 21 órája

    Well back the blue

  • Jess D
    Jess D 21 órája

    you could possibly donate to cancer families in need of some supplies/food right now, i know aydens army of angels is accepting donations for some child cancer families in need right now

  • CTGZealot
    CTGZealot 22 órája

    So who has the reddit pages where they are going to keep the tallies for Mark and Ethan? Because that seems like the solution to the count dilemma.

  • Dada love
    Dada love 23 órája

    anyone at home trying not to touch your face lol

    • yroohj gouy
      yroohj gouy 21 órája

      I have to work at a grocery store so this is extremely difficult

  • John Lindsay
    John Lindsay Napja

    Markiplier now owns another moustache

    • yroohj gouy
      yroohj gouy 21 órája

      Mark: This is totally serious Mark and Ethan: take absolutely nothing serious

  • Ash Boy
    Ash Boy Napja +1

    Do big PP charity.

  • emily pound
    emily pound Napja

    Homelessness , to get everyone of the streets into a safer place were they can be treated properly

  • Jjacob8600
    Jjacob8600 Napja

    this is getting out of hand.
    now they're not even doing a outside thing
    why is my head itchi-*

  • DevinDoesThings

    I touched my face once during this video

  • Tem Temmie
    Tem Temmie Napja +1

    *When Marks headphones fell down who else got prop hunt #48 flashbacks?*

  • Sarah Turner
    Sarah Turner Napja

    Justin Bieber is uncle jeb! CONFIRMED

  • Pie Is Near
    Pie Is Near Napja

    So Ethan was playing ball since he was born?
    Like, fresh from the womb?

  • Yikes Yeep
    Yikes Yeep Napja

    Convoy of Hope, Good360, Direct relief, Project C.U.R.E and Water mission are all charities providing relief supplies for hospitals. Please donate if you can.

  • VR FOB
    VR FOB Napja

    You know how many times ive touched my face watching this

  • beauty in da mirrar

    You underestimate me
    10y ago my country had 3 viruses almost at the same time

    I've been awkwardly aware of germs since out the womb

  • Elizabeth Fuenzalida

    ANY video? Including your individual channels?

  • Azren
    Azren Napja

    When you realise that you and Ethan have the same headset.

  • Georgia Hawthorne

    Look into hospitals needing respirators or any medical equipment. I know over here (UK) we don't have enough and non medical businesses have to help make them.

  • TheSwedishGuy 12

    Here’s a good charity:

    My wallet

  • Axel Rose-H
    Axel Rose-H Napja

    Mark: This is totally serious
    Mark and Ethan: *take absolutely nothing serious*

  • Kenashi -.-
    Kenashi -.- Napja

    I have to work at a grocery store so this is extremely difficult

  • Doctor Potassium


  • Unprofessional Artist

    Mark: headphones count, you cant touch your headphones
    Ethan: has hands on head phones in the next thumbnail

  • Toxic_spiceProductions

    Raise money for the cure progression

  • shutupyoureannoying ._.

    I watched this entire video while resting my face on my hands without realizing I don't feel dumb I don't feel dumb I don't feel dumb

  • AJ The Pheonix

    As a Texan I was extremely confused by the "Captain of Texas" bit

  • Amanda Paust
    Amanda Paust Napja +1

    Ethan: What about drinks?
    Mark: No drinks

    Me, currently drinking a Mountain Dew: ... oh

  • Vivi Burger
    Vivi Burger Napja

    Mark, he reminds me of the goth kids from South Park

  • Caitlyn H
    Caitlyn H Napja

    10:20 is this Daft Punk?

  • AlexAngelKitten

    Me: *hears explanation on why you shouldn't touch your face*
    Also me: Is holding my face up with my fist

  • Madison
    Madison Napja

    I didn't touch my face throughout this whole video in solidarity. btw, 13:35 made me burst into laughter. (also, who gave Mark permission to look this good?)

  • isabellah minton

    Mark:We need to wash our hands at all times
    Also Mark in different video:I don't need to wash my hands

  • chloe odonnell
    chloe odonnell Napja +1

    Me: Being quarantined seeing people outside at school... Also me : SUCKERS

  • Bobthedino Bobthedino

    you guys toch your face 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000